(WAKE YOOO ASS UPP ICE T) /WHAT THE HELL BEEFY BOY I HAVENT YO ASS IN A WHILE WUSSUP MAN ILL GET THE BLUNT STARTED UP/ (HEY MAN THIS IS AINT A SOCIAL CALL MFS TRYNNA KILL ME) /WANT ME A PULL A GUN OUT ON THESE BUFFOON FUNK ASS MOTHERFUCKERS AND MAKE EM THROW UP KILL HARRISON FORD AND ADOPT A PUPPY AND CHILL N SWAG AND LISTEN TO PUFFY AND ABORT/ (NAW MAN IM AFRAID ITS NOT THAT SIMPLE THEREEES A WHOLE ARMY OF MFS TRYNNA KILL ME) /WTF WHY? (I ROBBED A DONUT SHOP THERES DONUTS WITH MY NAME WRITTEN ON IT AND I SNATCHED A GUN OUTTA MY LEFT POCKET AND BLEW OUT THE SHOP KEEPERS TRIANGLUR EYE POCKET THEN A RAN OUTTA THERE WHEN THE POLICE CAME THEN I UNLEASHED MY SHIT AND SHOOTING MFS LIKE IM DAVY CROCKET) /DAMNNN MANN WHAT THE HELL YA KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO GOO TO NORTH KOREA AND HOLD KIM HOSTAGE WITH AN AK AND MAKE EM GIVE US ALL HIS NUCLEAR MISSILES AND BOMB THESE MFS AND THEY CREW AND PULL OUT A HANDGUN) (BANG BANG BANG (SHIT THEY HERE) /FUCK RUN OUT THE BACK DOOR AND GRAB THE SHOTGUN OUTTA THE BATHROOM SOOO MFS CANT SHOOT WHILE IM SHITTIN/ /GOO AHEAD HOP ON MY FORD TAURUS AND GRAB THE GUN OUT THE GLOVEBOX AND THESE MFS OFF AND ON LIKE A STACK OF BLOXS\ (THERES TOO MANY OF EM) SKKKRTTT /OK I THINK WE LOST EM/ (I BEG TO DIFFER THERE ON OUR TAIL READY TO PULL THE TRIGGA) /OK WE GOTTA ANALYZE THE SITUATION AND BEWARE OF OUR SURROUNDINGS/ /MANNN LOOK THERES A STRIPPER OVER THERE LETS PICK HER UP SO I GET HEAD WHILE IM DRIVING AND SHOOTING/ (COME ON SWEETIE YOU WOULDNT HAVE SOME SNACKS WOULDNT U) BANG BANG BANG /OHHH FUCK OUR TIRES ARE BLOWN COME ON BEEFY BOY LEAVE THE GIRL THERE RUN INTO THIS ALLEY/ (LOOK THERES A DOOR RUN INTO IT) /COOL WE IN A BARRR/ (COME ON ICE T LETS GO TO THE BAR AND SIT THERE AND DONT ACT STUDIOUS) /OK\ /TWO SHOTS/ HAVE I SEEN YOU PRETTY BABIES AROUND HERE /FUCK BEEFY BOY WE IN A GAY BAR DUDE/ (WELL WE DONE DID IT OR COME WITH IT OR YOU WANNA GO OUT THERE AND GET YA HEAD SPITTED) /IGHT YOU RIGHT GET OFF OF ME CREEP\ HEYYY HANDS OFF OR ILL SHOOT U WITH MY MOJO BABY (WHO DIS DUDE) /OH SHIT ITS AUSTIN POWERS I HEARD HIS DICK WAS HIGHER THAN TOWER/ (HOW WOULD U KNOW THAT SHIT) /FORGET U SAID IT/ (LOOK MISTER POWERS PLS DONT COWER WE TRYNNA KILL AN ARMY OF COWARDS YOU CAN USE YOUR MOJO) OHH SOO YOU WANT TO USE MY MOJO BABY FOR AN ARMY BABY R YOU BANNAS DONT WORRY BANNAS IS MY MIDDLE NAME SOO LETS GO KILL THESE KILLERS IN A LORIE AND HIT EM A TEA KETTLE (THERE RIGHT OUT THERE) OK LETS GOOO *POW* FOUND YOU FUCKERS TIME TO DIEEEE NOOO..BABY FACE MY MOJOOOOOO AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHH /SEEEE I TOLD YOU HIS DICK WAS HIGHER THAN A TOWERRRR THATS HIS POWER/ (YOOO MAN THANK YOU MISTER POWERS) NO PROMBLEM BABY (AND YOU TOO ICE T ITS WAS A COOL DEAL WORKING WITH YOU) ILL SEE YOU ON THE NEXT EPISODE BABY