if yer comin fer me lucky charms yer gonna get a fight coming for me crew yer about to say goodnight the luck of the irish saint patrick on me side i'll come along to tiperary only for the ride me lovely darling mama she left me in the snow abandoned and left fir dead at only 3 months old this world ain't gave me nothin not a place to rest me head so I tally me shaleilagh and I make em wake up dead i'm not a fake santa workin at the mall me beard of red would surely send the children screaming all many have dared and many have tried no one will care if a leprechaun gets high no one cares so this leprechaun gets high There's whiskey in me pocket, whiskey in me vest, whiskey in me blood, and whiskey on me breath i'll go with you to tiperary only for the ride i'll stay with you in tiperary only for the night