My name is horny bill, and I like it in the butt I go out and celebrate and go to pizza Hutt When my mom had me, she thought she took a dump I like to fuck my sister and voted for Donald Trump I'm a good Ole country boy with a shot gun When I went to prison, the black boys called me hun. I got a beer belly and 3 whole teeth I go down on my neighbor and his name is Keith Nascar is my favorite, when I masterbate It reminds me of my dad, who beat me since I was eight. Haven't showerd since 1995, and don't clean my Pitts I have a smoking hot body, and have hairy ass tits I'm a fabulous cook, can make a mean hotpocket My pants are tight, with a 2 inch rocket I chew tobacco, and stain my pants brown I smile at the ladies, but all they is frown I'm a true American, i live with my mom She blows the plumber, his name is Tom Getting drunk is fun, since I got fired I tell my mom to work, no time to retire I'm 450 pounds and got a  pick up truck Trying to buy college kids booze, and asking if they wanna fuck I talk a mean game, and I'll beat your ass But when I go to church, I blow some major gas Poop in my hand, and vomit in my beard My daughter laughs at me, and called me weird I have lice in my hair, and crabs in my pubes Every Saturday, I like to cum on my grandma's boobs Picking up hookers at Applebee's is pretty nice They like to charge me, double the price I voted republican and hate everyone the same I've blown so many farmers, don't even know their names My trailer is pretty cute, I never wear pants When I'm lonely, I give my dog romance Collecting roadkill, for decorating my house My dick is very tiny, just like a mouse I never whip my ass, and I like to pick my nose I got fungus and crust on my big toes Now you know the story for a handsome country boy Time to go on toilet, seek and destroy