May I have your attention, please? MY NAME IS CHIKA2 HOLY KNIGHT... We're gonna have a problem here... Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before... Ooh wait, no way, I'm kidding... He didn't just say what I think he did, did he Dr.Dre... Nnothing you idiots Ravan... Dr. Dre. said i locked in my basement (Raven hi hi)... Feminist women love HOLY KNIGHT... Chicka-chicka-chicka...HOLY KNIGHT I'm sick of YOU(RAVAN) Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah but he's so cute though...(HA HA)... My white ass is on your lips, my White dick is on your black Ass JAK ASS... And if YOU lucky you might just KISS MY TOE... And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they We ain't nothin' but mammals Well, some im Hungry...feet me... Just in case...if you wanna saving ur face... COME TO ME...BY DA TIME U REACH.. YOU GONNA A HAVE NOTHING TO FACE SAPE...IM GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE... But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real slim shady.. All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me Let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin' In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin' He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady, please stand up And put one of those fingers, on each hand up... And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time loud as you can how does it go I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up...