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19 Jan 2021

Yo yo yo, Sloppy Head in the buildin!! check it, i fucked my mom then i fucked my dad then i took them too a pumpkin patch then i told em look im tryna shove a pumpkin in my ass then Dr. Phil showed up and he sent me to the ranch and as soon as i got there i knew things were going bad cuz i saw a lot of lads who were not wearing pants now thats enough of that rhyme scheme now yall betta know that this is a crime scene kinda like when i killed my turtle Scheene, i threw him in a dish machine. *2nd voice* dish washer fool, wait why is my penis green nevermind that ya really dont needa know, only thing ya need to know is that my dick doesnt grow and no im not gonna show unless ya gonna blow if the answer is no then youve gotta go! yo, that flow was kinda fire, ah shit i just slept with an umpire and soon as he came muthafucka said safe thats right kids i slid through every base yeah i dont needa chase, chase like the credit card, yeah, that was a weak bar, time to move on, to something else, as my father once said, please remove my belt, wait, no he didnt, say that to me, damn i just fucked a fuckin tree, how did he do dat you might be askin yaself, i bent over backwards and i shoved into myself. yes, i know ive got a problem, thats why i call chaplin cuz all he ever does is listen.

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Bars: Dope 🔥 Delivery: Dope 🔥 Impression: Dope 🔥

Here are my scores: Bars: 9/10 Delivery: 9/10 Impression: 8/10 Bars: Dope 🔥 Delivery: Dope 🔥 Impression: Great 🎉

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Here are my scores: Bars: 8/10 Delivery: 9/10 Impression: 8/10

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