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Minecraft

I’m playing Minecraft I’m choppin a tree down I’m on the ground I’m crafting something I’m Munching on a chicken It’s turning night Spiders wanna bite I’m ready for a fight I don’t want them to take my life I kill them off one by one It looks like I won this battle Weeks later I’m a locator, Interior decorator, terminator Nothing can stop me Nothing can break me Nothing can stand in my way and take me I won’t let it happen Zombies trying to bite me I take out my sword, thinking I’m a warlord but I’m out of this world I slice them twice like dry ice but I be precise I don’t care if they are alive or not they a bot and they about be shot from the top When I get home I see a pillager dressed like a villager He shootin arrows at me I dodged them to see, THERES BEES I feel this cold breeze it feels like I got a disease I was Food poisoned My hands are turning green, I feel like a figurine, I feel like wolverine dancing on a trampoline that’s seventeen eating a Tangerine man I’m quarantined I can’t even break wood anymore, I’m very sore, I can’t even go out the door, therefore I feel like a old dinosaur that was in the Great War I guess I’m done for My block heart is thumping it’s not even pumping I’m losing hearts I’m losing parts I’m losing my virginity at the park but that was just Winters mark It’s snowing outside this block world I’m going to netherworld I see some zombiepigman they look like the boogeyman I see some fortresses in the background I’m underground, I’m not messing around I’m going to find me some chests but I see some pests Them nasty Ghasts I feel like I’m playing outlast They spittin fire balls at me I reflected them with my shield like I’m in a minefield They makin weird noises I think I’m in hell my blood cells are acting strange I see a wither Skelton with his cool sword but that’s absurd I kicked it out of his hand, I broke his ankles I found some netherwarts and I’m like Abort I Go through the nether portal and see a little turtle I dig underground and find a mineshaft I find a end portal There’s Endermans everywhere There’s these weird buildings I see a dragon and it’s lookin at me and I’m like welp I need some help I got my crossbow locked load I shoot my bolt and hits it’s eye and I’m like a piece of pie. I’ve won I’ve done it

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6 years ago

I’m playing Minecraft I’m choppin a tree down I’m on the ground I’m crafting something I’m Munching on a chicken It’s turning night Spiders wanna bite I’m ready for a fight I don’t want them to take my life I kill them off one by one It looks like I won this battle Weeks later I’m a locator, Interior decorator, terminator Nothing can stop me Nothing can break me Nothing can stand in my way and take me I won’t let it happen Zombies trying to bite me I take out my sword, thinking I’m a warlord but I’m out of this world I slice them twice like dry ice but I be precise I don’t care if they are alive or not they a bot and they about be shot from the top When I get home I see a pillager dressed like a villager He shootin arrows at me I dodged them to see, THERES BEES I feel this cold breeze it feels like I got a disease I was Food poisoned My hands are turning green, I feel like a figurine, I feel like wolverine dancing on a trampoline that’s seventeen eating a Tangerine man I’m quarantined I can’t even break wood anymore, I’m very sore, I can’t even go out the door, therefore I feel like a old dinosaur that was in the Great War I guess I’m done for My block heart is thumping it’s not even pumping I’m losing hearts I’m losing parts I’m losing my virginity at the park but that was just Winters mark It’s snowing outside this block world I’m going to netherworld I see some zombiepigman they look like the boogeyman I see some fortresses in the background I’m underground, I’m not messing around I’m going to find me some chests but I see some pests Them nasty Ghasts I feel like I’m playing outlast They spittin fire balls at me I reflected them with my shield like I’m in a minefield They makin weird noises I think I’m in hell my blood cells are acting strange I see a wither Skelton with his cool sword but that’s absurd I kicked it out of his hand, I broke his ankles I found some netherwarts and I’m like Abort I Go through the nether portal and see a little turtle I dig underground and find a mineshaft I find a end portal There’s Endermans everywhere There’s these weird buildings I see a dragon and it’s lookin at me and I’m like welp I need some help I got my crossbow locked load I shoot my bolt and hits it’s eye and I’m like a piece of pie. I’ve won I’ve done it

3 years ago

I feel it! 🤜🤛

3 years ago

cool

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