today i was attacked by a flock of birds mama bird did her best to protect her nest i dodged the shit out of all those beaks when the mama chirped i heard the words she speaks she said stay the fuck away from my babiesa i admit from theyre perspective i looked real shady cigarette ashes my ass all dressed in black maybe i shouldve kept my face covered in my mask theres lesson to be learned from the whole situation when their babies are in trouble the parents attack without hesitation the thing is they really did me no harm all they did was swoop passed me to set off an alarm i learned that fast ran away flailing arms back into the safety of the building where i work long story short dont fuck with the birds