lyrics: yeah I feel it. I feel it. in my butt hole pushing this poop is my goal. I think I'll need a therapist after this. yo I think I'm gonna need an extra pack of wipes. cuz I dont think I'm gonna make it tonight. I feel it in my soul. I'm just waiting for it to drop in the bowl. ohhhh for it to drop whole. yo but when it does this poop will me mine. ya poop is my shrine. oh my gosh I need to PUSH. I feel it coming out my tush. omg this poop be extra hard. I gotta keep my guard. the poop has corn, and its abit greeeen. the biggest poop I've ever seen. push and push, just a little bit more. uh oh now its ON THE FLOOR!!! I gotta clean this up I gotta hurry! or else my mom will be in a furry. but I dont wanna touch it with my hands. I need some help! I COMMAND!!!! I called my sister over but what would she know? shes the one who spilled my poop in 2 inches of snow. I guess I only have one more choice. I make my sister go away. EATING THIS POOP WILL BE A JOICE. yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum (×123344567) poop all over my mouth. uh nothing good rhymes with mouth.