Roasting Ashton Kutcher

I heard I was battling ailis Tom's, but when I saw Ashton Kutcher I knew I was getting punked, you havent had a hit movie since 2002, it is so bad that siri wont even talk to you, on that 70s show you just stole jokes, witch is Ironic because gunna get smoked, you do great charity work year after year, if you want to save something from dying, stop with your career, you made fun of Peter rabbit, valentine's day or new years, you may think I rap slow but I really rap rapid, and when they see you, they only think "man I really miss Charlie sheen." you invest all of your money on technology and apps, hell I'd do politics if I knew I couldn't act, your iron bb is filled with movies that suck, they go straight to DVD and also garbage trucks, you career since 2000 your new show the Rodger has ruined my favorite dressing, you wear 90s headwear and now it's hard to reach, I'd rather work for Wilbur and he's your show screech, you married Mila Kunis so I guess that's cool, but why is she still with the loser she dated in high school?