ant

ok so i open up my microwave to show you guys im really brave to walk in to a cave to shave my entire beard off but wait i don't have a beard it must have gotten smeared i feared im weird so i just disappeared i sawl a bunch of ant's it made me poop my pants cus really scared of plants thay always try to kill me while I taking a pee in the middle of my yard i got stong on my peepee now im scord I can't even walk or talk