why's it gotta snow in March though? (March though) ¿por que tiene que niedar en marzo? (marzo) there's white shit all over my car yo fuck this ima go get some tacos x2 ima clean it up with more than just a bar of soap it's tough shit if you got no chance of hope screw this I might as well become the pope and leave this hell hole like I'm saying nope it's almost spring time why is this a problem? it seems like mother nature never knows how to solve them she's getting higher than the D O G G and it's not just you it's also me I just hate living in a shitty ass climate I might as well start a motherfucking riot but ima keep my dumbass quiet cause everybody in the world is biased (chorus) you know what they say "snow is fucking gay" but that's just an opinion can't you see that I'm winning? no because I'm not ima go and tie a knot "but it's just snow you'll get over it" yeah that's what they all say that's what they all say until I feel like fucking dying until I start motherfucking crying until I keep on lying it's the fake news that y'all are buying (chorus)