Original party girl I go our Bur i hate getting ready Plan out the night just right Plan to take it steady Book the taxi in for 20 Drag my arse off the setee drink a pint of wine while i Fuck a bout with my hair Tantrum on the bed in my pants got note to wear Pull out all my clothes make a floordrobe muffin top in these jeans, i can't cope Fuck sake Taxis early Ma Hairs only half curly Wave from the window keep him at bay Give him the 2 min sig so he dunt drive away Running about trying to find socks anywhere diff colours same thickness so I make em a pair Bank card cash key fags and fone Yep all set an I'm ready to g Pull up in the taxi slide out the car Straight past the door man straight to the bar Get me a quad vod diet coke Jagerbomb n out for a smoke Just your average wild card just making life hard Never saving or behaving and my cardio is raving No coat no man Why? Coz I can I'm a bold ass boss bitch with money in the bank Zero fucks given and no body to thank All stagger no swagger and i booze like tank And at the end if the night I'll just walk home Walk home on my own barefoot With my shoes in my hand Don't patronize me or be a gentleman I can open my own doors Don't hold my hand Don't offer to buy me a drink Like I can't buy my own Space invader leave me alone And we no ur just tryna get laid Dunt work on me pal i get paid Don't eye me don't touch me don't dance up behind me I didn't come to out to pull I came out to party And not with u. Ur moves are pants man And shave off that stupid Tash running round lookin like a France man Shit coz u grew a beard? Who the said beards were cool still weird supposed to make u look interesting? Look like u should be raiding a bin Looks like it Smells like a buffet sandwich Tryna be orig Looking like everyone else Dickhead I don't like prosecco I like cans I don't like stilletos I like vans I don't like pop play me some grime I dont wear make up I ant got time I dint like perfume or lip balm I like fast cars steak and tatts up my arm I like poker, bookies and accumulator footie I dint like rom coms chick flicks or soaps I like narcos, peakys and game of thrones Stereotypical unpredictable nightmare Never saving or behaving and my cardio is raving I rate stagger not swagger cheesy chips n a burger No coat no man Why? Coz I can Coz I'm a bold hard ass boss bitch in demand And at the end of the night I'll just walk home Walk home on my own barefoot With my shoes in my hand