switch to english???

I am so beautiful.I am so handsome.I can rap like a cat.Nobody says times what.For they often say bang.Otherwise they get a slap.in their little fat hand.I work on my english.What do you think about it. goodbye to you. against my smile. wait wait wait.you have been crying.by an owl.graph anyway a pit.feel on your stomach.you are sometimes a mouse.stay at home.or I'll keep you cold.