This Fat Bitch
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•28 May 2019
hey little kid let me tell you a tale, about a fat bitch who was big as a whale she weighed about as much as a boat with a sail but I can't say for sure cuz that bitch ate the scale she had a fat ass but I mean way too fat I made a big mistake when I asked her to clap the shit went off like an atom bomb I think the bitch even blew up my mom she's a murderer y'all. and I don't take it lightly then all of a sudden the bitch tried to fight me I dipped and I dodged while she was moving around I tied her shoes together and then she fell down the ground started shaking and the oceans were rising it was pretty fucked up but not that surprising she was big as a house fuckin big as a barn in fact I think her family lives on a farm in the fields I mean, not in a home they live out there where the buffalo roam do you understand what I'm tryna say? they're cows, they eat grass and corn and hay. then one day I was trying to blaze doing calculations to find out how much she weighs when she walked up to me and gave me a smirk that's when the murderous bitch tried to twerk her ass went boom and I knew we were doomed there was a giant cloud that resembled a mushroom the buildings fell down people running around dead bodies everywhere she destroyed the whole town I didn't know what to do so I cried my whole family and my friends had died didn't know what to do, I had nowhere to go I decided to take revenge on that ho I burned down McDonald's I shot the Burger King I went to Krispy Kreme and contaminated everything I took a big dump in the chocolate factory I drank a buncha water until I had to pee then I urinated in every soda fountain from here to the motherfucking misty mountains I made that bitch go on a permanent diet I gave her some cabbage and I told her to try it she puked for forty days and nights and when she was done her ass was quite tight I took her back home even tho I was tired and I showed her how we do things back in the Shire
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hey little kid let me tell you a tale, about a fat bitch who was big as a whale she weighed about as much as a boat with a sail but I can't say for sure cuz that bitch ate the scale she had a fat ass but I mean way too fat I made a big mistake when I asked her to clap the shit went off like an atom bomb I think the bitch even blew up my mom she's a murderer y'all. and I don't take it lightly then all of a sudden the bitch tried to fight me I dipped and I dodged while she was moving around I tied her shoes together and then she fell down the ground started shaking and the oceans were rising it was pretty fucked up but not that surprising she was big as a house fuckin big as a barn in fact I think her family lives on a farm in the fields I mean, not in a home they live out there where the buffalo roam do you understand what I'm tryna say? they're cows, they eat grass and corn and hay. then one day I was trying to blaze doing calculations to find out how much she weighs when she walked up to me and gave me a smirk that's when the murderous bitch tried to twerk her ass went boom and I knew we were doomed there was a giant cloud that resembled a mushroom the buildings fell down people running around dead bodies everywhere she destroyed the whole town I didn't know what to do so I cried my whole family and my friends had died didn't know what to do, I had nowhere to go I decided to take revenge on that ho I burned down McDonald's I shot the Burger King I went to Krispy Kreme and contaminated everything I took a big dump in the chocolate factory I drank a buncha water until I had to pee then I urinated in every soda fountain from here to the motherfucking misty mountains I made that bitch go on a permanent diet I gave her some cabbage and I told her to try it she puked for forty days and nights and when she was done her ass was quite tight I took her back home even tho I was tired and I showed her how we do things back in the Shire
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