May I have your attention please?  I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) To run a marathon (to run a marathon) Everybody (everybody) Come take my bottom (come take my bottom) We'll walk through Skegness together, through the storm Whatever weather, cold or warm Her elbows are trembling, cheeks hard, eyebrows are wide There's food on her sweater already, grandmother's roast dinner She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to run a marathon, But she keeps on forgetting what she wrote down, And I am, daft If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am Radio won't even play my jam 'Cause I am, daft If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am I don't know it's just the way I am You better pick some ears You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to run a marathon This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better pick some ears You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to run a marathon This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo So lets go back Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through Skegness I once used to call home sweet home Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the castle now And when I'm gone, just run a marathon, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my trembling elbows Just know that I'm looking down on you flying And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just pick some ears And when she's gone, just run a marathon, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of her hard cheeks Just know that she's looking down on you swinging And her didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just pick some ears in your sweat