Hitler

Yeah, there once was a dude named Hitler, started a fuckin war and hated litter. yeah I'm dead ass, The dude was an environmentalist. Hitler had a pretty cute girl, her name was Eva and she was like a pearl. but she tried to kill herself multiple times, because Hitler was out commiting crimes. You see, he never made the time for her, and as a result she felt hurt. So she got sad, and she got deppressed, until Hitler ended her stress. Then in 1945, Hitler killed himself with his wife. the Russians and Americans were closing in, So hitler put that gun to his head and put it all to an end. And Eva was right there with him, and ended it too, may we all find a partner who's so fucking true.