Wannabe

Wannabe Known as an Legend underground Rhymes crawled out the basement Begging to be found They'll give me a crown And serve me with patients Maybe even one day They'll sign my paychecks See me between lanes Yeah I float in the middle I'm a fence sitter Watching planes Cuase my position Is neutral Super glued here Sipping wine coolers Might as well Make my self useful But all the Stress increases the creases on my brain Folding weak like an old bill You cant roll right no more Cause the cocaine Stains And I tend to stay Up or down like a zipper On downers or uppers Give me whichever works quicker A bundle of quirks dont get you a bitch way thicker Being all nervous wont get you pussy Looking like you wish your Dick was bigger I forgot how to move Through a room sober Trade the rum For a plane coca cola No room for my legs On a place but cant afford The bump forward So I stick my legs out in the aisle like a dick Till the stewardess slams the drink cart On my fucking chin So I scream out Ouch like a little bitch While she does nothing but remove my bag from the overhead bin Saying sir Please this wont fit It cant be stuffed in Please Woman I'll give you something that wont fit I thought to my self Like a miogynist Dont be proud of what your Conscious did At least you didnt voice It out loud like Conservatives Wannabe Known as an Legend underground Rhymes crawled out the basement Begging to be found They'll give me a crown And serve me with patients Maybe even one day They'll sign my paychecks