Guerilla

6 years ago

Christmas Crisis, It's worse than isis Everyone frightened Run for your life man Dear Santa I can explain Why your wife gave me brain I went all over her face right beside the fireplace See I ain't been good this year I fear it will interfere with you stearing over here I become the mutineer droppin bombs, a bombardier killin all the reindeer clip all of the elve's ears It's your sleigh I commandeer take only one souvenir Rudolph's little red sphere How am I so Cavalier about stealing children's cheer? Saw mom kiss Santa Clause Scratch his back with her claws St. Nick wanted me to watch So I'm getting my revenge Dasher's throat is gettin slit I make Dancer do the splits Punch Prancer right in his shit Vixen's cunt I will kick Comet gets his wig split Beat Cupid's ass with a stick then I'll cut off Donner's dick Blitzen runnin like a bitch I throw Rudolph in a ditch You're missin their presence and missin your presents This is worse than the Grinch It's a Christmas Crisis! Christmas Crisis, It's worse riots at Riker's Island headline writers terrify us The newsliners say Christmas Crisis!