Christmas Crisis,
It's worse than isis
Everyone frightened
Run for your life man
Dear Santa I can explain
Why your wife gave me brain
I went all over her face
right beside the fireplace
See I ain't been good this year
I fear it will interfere
with you stearing over here
I become the mutineer
droppin bombs, a bombardier
killin all the reindeer
clip all of the elve's ears
It's your sleigh I commandeer
take only one souvenir
Rudolph's little red sphere
How am I so Cavalier
about stealing children's cheer?
Saw mom kiss Santa Clause
Scratch his back with her claws
St. Nick wanted me to watch
So I'm getting my revenge
Dasher's throat is gettin slit
I make Dancer do the splits
Punch Prancer right in his shit
Vixen's cunt I will kick
Comet gets his wig split
Beat Cupid's ass with a stick
then I'll cut off Donner's dick
Blitzen runnin like a bitch
I throw Rudolph in a ditch
You're missin their presence
and missin your presents
This is worse than the Grinch
It's a Christmas Crisis!
Christmas Crisis,
It's worse riots
at Riker's Island
headline writers
terrify us
The newsliners
say Christmas Crisis!
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Christmas Crisis, It's worse than isis Everyone frightened Run for your life man Dear Santa I can explain Why your wife gave me brain I went all over her face right beside the fireplace See I ain't been good this year I fear it will interfere with you stearing over here I become the mutineer droppin bombs, a bombardier killin all the reindeer clip all of the elve's ears It's your sleigh I commandeer take only one souvenir Rudolph's little red sphere How am I so Cavalier about stealing children's cheer? Saw mom kiss Santa Clause Scratch his back with her claws St. Nick wanted me to watch So I'm getting my revenge Dasher's throat is gettin slit I make Dancer do the splits Punch Prancer right in his shit Vixen's cunt I will kick Comet gets his wig split Beat Cupid's ass with a stick then I'll cut off Donner's dick Blitzen runnin like a bitch I throw Rudolph in a ditch You're missin their presence and missin your presents This is worse than the Grinch It's a Christmas Crisis! Christmas Crisis, It's worse riots at Riker's Island headline writers terrify us The newsliners say Christmas Crisis!