a krunch that kicks

I'm a crunchy kinda person. I like making you happy on Sundays, I like tasting good in the week. I like to contemplate wheat thins. But when I start to daydream, My mind turns straight to saltine. Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes, I notice the way I think about saltine with a smile, Curved lips I just can't disguise. But I think it's wheat thins making my life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more? Wheat Thins or... Saltine? I like to use words like 'wheat thins,' I like to use words like 'saltines.' I like to use words about wheat thins. But when I stop my talking, My mind turns straight to saltine. Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes, I notice the way I think about saltine with a smile, Curved lips I just can't disguise. But I think it's wheat thins making my life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more? Wheat Thins or... Saltine? I like to hang out with saltine, I like to kick back with cracker jacks, But when left alone, My mind turns straight to saltine. Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes, I notice the way I think about saltine with a smile, Curved lips I just can't disguise. But I think it's wheat thins making my life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more? Wheat Thins or... Saltine? I'm not too fond of love, I really hate fat people, But I just think back to wheat thins, And I'm happy once again