Rob tedder
Rob tedder

ADULT XMAS CAROL

ADULT XMAS CAROL

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06 Oct 2018

HAD WRITERS BLOCK SO I JUST DID SOMETHING SILLY

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6 years ago

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYBODY IN TOWN THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CHRISTMAS IS IN TOWN SANTA AND THE RAIN DEER HIT THE SPIKED EGG NOGE AND THEN THEY TAKE OFF out of town MS CLAUSE CHANGES INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE SKIMMPY BUT IT'S SO COLD SO IT GETS A LITTLE NIPPLY NEXT THING YOU KNOW RUDOLPH AND BLITNEN END UP MISSIN THE ELVES STOP WORKIN BECAUSE THEY TO BUSY KISSIN THERES NO TOYS B N MADE FOR GOOD GIRLS AND BOYS BUT THERES SMILES ALL OVER THE FLOOR NOW MS CLAUSES COME OUT TO CALM SHIT DOWN BUT NOW HER ASS IS HANGIN OUT SO THE LITTLE ELFS START PUTTIN DOWN TELLS HER ELFS AND MS CLAUSE PLAY WHEN SANTAS OUT OF TOWN MS CLAUSE SAYS YALL SO LITTLE IMA NEED 3 OF YAL NOW AND THEN TURNS AROUND WHERE SANTA STANDS IN HIS BIG RED PANTS SPOILIN ALL THERE PLANS SANTA SAYS I FORGOT MY HAT BUT IM GLAD I CAME BACK BY THE TIME I GET BACK YOU BETTER HAVE ALL UR BAGS BACKED IM SHIPPIN YOU BACK TO THE WORKSHOP I FOUND YOUR ASS AT.

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