this is a broadcast on the national alert system, we do not mean to disrupt. but this is very urgent, mount magma is about to erupt. the earth is shakin, people everywhere are just takin, quick we need a hero. someone do somethin before this shit blows. i look to the skies and what do ya know its kevin bacon. all the sudden he starts dancin i couldnt believe it how is this happenin mr bacon you are the best but how u gonna clean up this mess well now u may not have known this but i have plenty of practice when it comes to volcanoes i just put on my dancin shoes ...and i ....let loose this is the national alert broadcast system and it appears mount magma has just blown! take cover, hold your loved ones close this is the worst eruption earth has ever known. oh no kevin what do we do what do we say please make this all go away yo mount magma i got a question for ya is that the best you got blowin off like a lil tea pot ive done worse after a taco bell run whoopty do your cloud blacks out the sky and your lava will make everyone fry lil do u know i was born on the sun all ive ever known was heat so why dont you take a seat now lemme show you how its done 2,000 degrees is at your hottest im at 10,000 and thats just scratchin the surface you only come out to play when mommys lookin away ya lil bitch your pathetic bout to use your mouth as a porcelain thrown now wait right there while i let loose this is compliments of 3 dollar burritos aaaaah, it burns....so goooood. out i say, out! now go back to bed and remember what i said for as long as i eat taco bell you will need to stay down in hell this is the national alert broadcast system. it appears that kevin bacon has submitted this horror. to which we all owe a debt of gratitude for thank you mr bacon