running late sorry boss up g

take off early, skinny leg bends, cracked 2 toes, almost surrendered, got back up on step ,damn suspender snapped, tatted my neck focus back on amazing run..doing ok...turns into glazing runs..all down my legs.. started feeling tha pain..started short stepping.., then had left calf fart twice, like a booty weapon the pop of the calf fottin musta woke up a stray cat, cause he hopped up clipped my hat, and in my path left cat shat, which caused me to slip, I tried to stop fall with my face, did ok but now missing bottom lip. now im cramping pretty bad and I gotta pee but the fall made it kinda hard yo see, just noticed some of the cat ca-ca mike tysoned my eye and im causing a cat shit tornado 6ft high. my legs are my enemy i always skip leg day, cause my calves are like turd cubes that get in the way. just as I was gaining, massive speed. I was blindsided by a midget with huge titties, caught up yo her lil ass to check em out , tripped over her lil legs did a front flip and took her clean out. she said damn dude what the hell was that? I said I just never seen a midget thst was well stacked .she had confused lol on her face threw upwards fist, then realized I was talking about her low altitude tits. she blushed and said u wanna touch em he said naw im OK I saw catshit on them.. I hopped and popped and pulled away quick..stopped by bush to take a leak she bumrushed those huge thangs against my teeth.. I felt so bad I invited her to my house, and quit the race...she tore me up something fierce and tit pounded my face. when I got home I realized the exchange, that big left titty , left its morsel cat shitty with me. I was so impressed with her Lil stacked eighth i shared her with cosplay buddies that night. twas a huge mistake, I must confess cause she left us all with clap on our chickens that night tha end...sticky chicken out..