suck at chess

Checkmate, look at the board, You’re running out of time, you can't afford To lose another piece, yeah, it’s a mess, Welcome to the district, you suck at chess! Blunder on the left, blunder on the right, You brought a little pawn to a varsity fight! You walked into the room thinking you were Grandmaster, But every single move just brings a disaster. You lost your whole castle in the opening round, Now your King is running scared, trying not to be found. Did you forget how the Knight moves? Is it too hard? We’re taking your Queen, leaving you completely off-guard! Checkmate, look at the board, You’re running out of time, you can't afford To lose another piece, yeah, it’s a mess, Welcome to the district, you suck at chess! Blunder on the left, blunder on the right, You brought a little pawn to a varsity fight! Your clock is ticking down, yeah, you're under pressure, We’re counting up our wins, it’s a permanent treasure. You’re staring at the grid with a face full of sorrow, Go back to checkers, maybe try again tomorrow. Our scholars dominate, yeah, we run the whole board, While you’re trapped in the corner, completely ignored! Time's up! Click the clock! Our district rules, and your strategy shocks. GG, no re, put the pieces in the box. Yeah, you suck at chess! (Final loud drum hit)