The Luniz

The Luniz By Rubi Rose 10/24/2027 I’m the luniz patrol unit, stop eating & drinking my krispy krunchy lion meat, biscuits’, fries’, & icees’, you guys’, even though I won’t die! That Mountain Mike’s Pizza was a lie! Damn you frosty freeze motherfuckers’! I was born on August 22, 1997! All Spaniards will rot in hell; & not me in there! ‘Cuz I said my name is Rubi Rose I don’t cuss when I don’t want too. Y’all should have believed in the Bible. Now y’all will suffer. Bye bye Evelyn Jean Drew! Don’t have me go to court for her again! So why y’all trynna take my fat? When I said I’m Rubi Rose ~ The Rapper/Singer-Songwriter, Mogul! So who did I say is the incest baby? Taisha Alexander Taylor, one of my cousins’ from Renee Taylor & Walter Ray Taylor?! Hell nah, I said Beyonce Giselle Knowles is one of my cousins’! I said, Aubrey Drake Graham & Christina Milian are my kids cuz they’re twins’! So where are they at?