Punchlines

Punchlines By [BRAKETZ] Yo, yo, I made a mindset, make millions, hopefully in the future I don’t get deep, I hope not like scuba I never claimed to be a g, so I go loud like gills I ride for my whoadies, remove the start, swim with eels, like wheels Sky ain’t the limit, with the lean you go higher I do the same on the beat, I’m a cloud goddamn climber If I was Wayne, Weezy F. Baby remove the F cuz I don’t give one Chilling with my best friends, they is not killers Wanna make this clear, I don’t have personification if my persona was an object I rob them, like Bob Dylan, I buy my stuff, no Zimmerman The times are-a changing, bars rearranging License to kill, better beat it, no MJ I’m very bad, no MJ, got a bag, not the led, bae The bag full of bands, that’s why the bag lengthy I go crazy with the punchlines, like a boxing bag Teamed up with a wrinkle when your face starts to sag Punch me back, boxing gloves Lines on my money fine like The Bachelor Fatima, where the hell did you go? I’m hot like the summer, even when it starts to snow Punch the rogues, knock them out of the asylum I buy em like a cashier, I just don’t pay minus I say nice catch here, I just sell them straight away I’m a dog, but I will never claim that I was a stray Like pick up the pace, I bolt like Usain On the track, the ring I’m Mike Tyson, don’t get beat, Tyson Gay I’m no bogan, I’m still Aussie, I’m big like Hulk, wring you, Hogan It falls over, just to jump over my guap, even my soap got a chauffeur Both of them lost, they get tossed like Javelin Lots of people won’t try you, cuz you gelatine Box you brown like Nutella Piss Peanuts to an elephant The way you get attracted is like when I show you some counterfeits I’m down for it IIKE an arrow I call in the middle of the night, floating bars, like a sparrow All Hallow’s, all hail the king, applause, won’t even say hello Why does he have a halo? He ain’t no goddamn angel He ain’t disabled but he points the dagger so bad It’s weak, it bends to a torpedo I’m tremendously picturesque, I don’t fit in the frame I’m so locked into the game, pour you out, but it never rains In living in one nation currently, no Hanson My bars been on a murder record recently, no Manson Manson, manslaughter, murder, damn I just made a killing We don’t cry over spilled milk, that’s why I’m always spilling I can’t say it’s a lie, I won’t cry if I don’t confirm or deny Can’t find the green checkmark, no Red Cross We jump and up people, hopscotch King Kong rumbled the ground but nobody tumbled, no Volcanic Eruption But the Tsunami didn’t touch the beach in time He was late for his swimming lesson, haha Keep obsessing you gon be in an institution For choosing between two different groups, didn’t look at choices It just came off the tip of your tongue, run off at the mouth Up him out like an arrow, but his body went south I went spider, you’s feline like Garfield, Andrew We gon forget your fans soon, fantasy, abandoned you No wonder nobody said “I love you too” Floor it in the Ford, I’m Indiana Jones, Harrison, ha Switch it up like Nintendo Switch, the way you rap is embarrassing Take all your money and donate half of it to charity They said “Shut up before I make you sad.” I said “Happily.”, ahh How did the chicken cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a car Expensive cargo under that skin My bars big like Russia, so I went Rasputin The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe The Lying, The Snitch and The Warzone Appalling song this is, it’s awful Awfully, ugly, utterly, amazing, you people is under me I treat you like a trampoline, ambulance called, I was jumping it Jump over a pit of snakes, yelled “Stop lying.” They went to sleep, I called Lil Peep and ended up crying It gave me a feeling that I would end up dying It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s me flying Like a paper plane, I hit things in the face Mo Money Mo Problems, I hit you with some Mase I bark like a dog, went on a Chase Rejoice and have grace, let me pray for bad grades So I got an excuse for why I threw the paper plane Yo I went Odell B, because I caught rap with one hand The plane successfully landed, it was made out of paper, so fancy It’s stands up barely, a beginner private jet I get ghetto gymanstically, I set, settled spectacularly I went and found a Barbie Girl, I did it plastically I demolish drastically, tarantulas after me So I grew 6 more legs, put out my fangs, actually I put up the volume until the device reached capacity I put peanut butter in a towel and named it Ashley What? You can’t expect a good one every time Every rhyme counts as a point if it’s good or not, it’s sublime But that’s just in my standards, I go alphabetically So I went and got Ashley and got fat, see? Okay, fine, that one actually sucks to be honest I didn’t promise they would all be great, great decision When I demolish I like to grab my victims and polish So I can be humane when I be inhumane In the picture frame, cut out the face of Biggie Give me the crown, I hate the mane I might have some shame lying on my name I went high like a crane, I printed plain paper, so plain And I caused mass destruction like the war in Ukraine It’s not fair, we need world peace Everybody want a piece of my mind Peace at mind, my bars are obese Squeeze, you people out some cheese My money is shredded, cheddar and feta with no yeast Woah, my money clean, a money fiend Yelling “FE!N!” And adjust to the green Cuz that’s the colour of the checkmark Ecstasy, exterior, superior super, Kombucha money, yo money a pooper Zoopa Doopa, in the freezer, that’s where you find my bling I’m not Samara, money Sahara, but I still put on The Ring At my wedding, I nod instead of saying I do So there is no evidence I agreed You so greedy, I’m so freaky deaky Remember Freekey Zeekey, Hey Ma In the mirror, I see twin towers On the 10th of September, do you remember? I wish I could save ya, I’m still praying with ya But to anybody that didn’t die and did something bad I’ll channel my inner killer Eat your dinner, you’ll be hungry later Here comes the alligator Feed your face and then you’ll regret the fat ass layers, haha I’m a player, but I don’t need a team, it may not seem No wet dream, it was just OD, I’m an OG Cannoli, that’s how I eat ya Praise Brack, that’s how I preach ya Great white breach, in the Sand White Beach With bleach, get one each Don’t steal each others things Or I still steal steel two tutus to many times too Times two, I fight you They’re there, their heir, thrown in the air I take the legs, stand down before you fall of the chair Tuty fruity Looney Tunes, full moon, griller night I hosted a barbecue, it’s your cue Teacher asks you, no clue I put my hand up, guess it right I’m in a fight at goddamn noon Déjà vu, where’s the crew Pause I didn’t need y’all any way I’m one man army, had plenty grace I was innocent, I reinvented a better version of myself Like a remix that didn’t involve the mix, it was fix Where was it broken? Was it stolen? Like a semicolon I split the insides into columns Henny Frozen? The Penny Drop, when the Penny goes On a hike with his bike and it’s got too many pedals Bengals in the chat better get evil, or get severed Very humane when I stepped in the game Look at Brack now, I am not the same Spot the difference, which one’s better Actually don’t answer Brack. F Baby, don’t give the middle part, the grandpa of punchlines It’s on time Hold up, I said I don’t give the middle part But I give the middle finger You gon drop dead, better not use your stinger I went from a rapper to a mix, to a rapper and singer I did some gospel, impossibly demolishing Human calculator and dictionary, a vision that’s visionary I never looked for some industry plant It’s self made Window shade, curtain close Certain foes, make a pose Chipotle rap from Brack, a slap in the back Will have steam out your nose