played like saussages

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Intro France played saussage in the semi-final 2026 Yeah turn the TV off man what a disgrace Mbappé!! what was that? Put the rugby ball down Saussage Verse 1 We woke up on Bastille Day ready for the crown But the boys stepped on the pitch and let the country down Don't talk about a masterclass don't give Spain the praise France just dismantled themselves in a sloppy daze Playing like some sausages moving way too slow Standing on the grass like they don't know where to go It wasn't even football it was painful to see Just a broken simulation on the big TV! Chorus It’s a FIFA glitch looking like a broken game Spamming up the buttons but the tactics are a shame No leash on the skill yeah the system went to rust We threw the match away and left the fans in the dust! Verse 2 I’m looking at Mbappé taking shots at the net But he’s aiming for the clouds losing every single bet Every strike he takes is flying way too high Bro think it’s a rugby match shooting for the sky Like a glitchy controller when the console starts to lag No spirit in the boots just a technical red flag They too scared to fly back to the French homeland Guillotine in the comments from the fans in the stand So don't hype up the opponent let the truth be told We handed them the ticket to the final for the gold Chorus It’s a FIFA glitch looking like a broken game Spamming up the buttons but the tactics are a shame No leash on the skill yeah the system went to rust We threw the match away and left the fans in the dust! Outro Yeah next time fix the controllers Sausage tactics on Bastille Day Unbelievable We out

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ZICOTT

7 days ago

G.O.A.T. 🐐

ZICOTT

9 days ago

G.O.A.T. 🐐

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