fan boy

Ayy... Bro still typing? It's been a whole day... [Verse 1] Sent that diss, now you nowhere in sight, Talkin' big game, then you vanished overnight. Phone in your hand, but you actin' AFK, Need a whole week just to find what to say. Said, "Run the 1v1," now you changin' the topic, Every excuse got me feelin' hypnotic. "Controller's dead," "Lag was insane," Heard that excuse like a hundred times, man. Lobby wide open, where you at though? Every time I ask, you move too slow. Claim you the GOAT, but the facts don't lie, Loading up excuses while the days go by. [Chorus] Reply already, what you scared to type? Whole chat waitin', where the hype? Talk so loud till it's time to prove, Then you disappear with your smooth escape move. Wanna 1v1? Bro, pick a date, Stop making excuses, stop showing up late. You call yourself cracked, but the scoreboard knows, Soon as I join, somehow everybody ghosts. [Verse 2] Bro got posters all over his room, Talkin' 'bout OhGeesy like he's the groom. Know every lyric, every fit, every chain, Might send wedding invites if he says your name. Got the playlist on repeat every day, Practice the ad-libs word for word, okay. That's your hero, that's cool, no hate, But calm it down before you plan the cake. Now I'm still waitin' for the Fortnite invite, You dodge every match like you're scared of the fight. Next time you talk, better back what you say, 'Cause the lobby's been open since yesterday. [Outro] It's all jokes, don't take it too hard, Just hit "Ready" instead of your guard. 100 BPM, that's the end of the track, Now hurry up and send that diss back. 🎤