Rags to riches to rags

I may be in a house now but I miss my castle I went from rags to riches in 1723 it was such a hassle Your saying im not posh but I just dont buy it, went from blowing in fields to castles and diamonds yeah I remember my old tavern were me and my homie Obadiah stole all the barrels of ale yuh But it turns out they saw me and Obadiah now we're on trial thinking we're gunna die yeah Turns out the punishment for stealing ale back in 1723 was a public hanging While I was in the dungeon I remembered hearing the king liked his drinking I couldnt read or write but I got Obadiah to write a letter to the king saying You this ain't right king we're innocent we're just like you twin and the king answered and he said if you cab give me a pound of gold I'll let you go free but I thought to my self fuck I have no gold I spent it all on bread thats why we had to steal the aleeeee So I punched the king in the face and took his crown and then he died and I became king