peanut butter

This is the song you didn't know you needed. We’re taking that "fast and punchy" style and applying it to the greatest spread of all time. Song Title: Sticky Gold Tempo: Fast (155 BPM) Vibe: High energy, bouncy, ridiculous but goes hard. [Intro] (Sound of a jar lid unscrewing: skrrrrt) Yeah. Get the bread. Get the spoon. You know what time it is. It’s "Nutty" time. Let’s go! [Verse 1] Pop the seal, peel the foil, watch the glimmer of the oil I’m a loyal fan of legumes, watch the water start to boil Wait—no—I eat it raw, I eat it straight out the jar I can take a couple tablespoons and take it to the star It’s the protein, it’s the salt, it’s the flavor I exhalt If you think that I’m-a stop then it’s really your own fault Got that Jif, got that Skippy, got that Peter Pan flow Put a glob on a cracker, watch me really let it go! [Chorus] (Bouncy and Easy) Peanut Butter! (Yeah!) Sticky to the roof. Peanut Butter! (Yeah!) I’m-a need a booth. Creamy or the crunchy, I don't care about the texture I’m the Peanut King, man, I’m feeling like the lecturer! (Spread it! Spread it!) [Verse 2] (The "Rapid-Fire" Section) Creamy in the middle / Crunchy on the side Better get a napkin / Nowhere left to hide Mixed with the jelly / Mixed with the honey Eating like a billionaire / Don't need the money (Double Time Flow!) Got-the-nutty-in-the-belly-and-I-really-got-to-get-it If-you-give-me-just-a-second-then-you-know-I’m-gonna-shred-it Got-the-smooth / got-the-rough / got-the-stuck / got-the-tough I-can-never-ever-ever-get-a-single-bit-enough! [Bridge] (Mumbled/Sticky Voice) (Wait, hold up...) (I can't... I can't talk right now) (It’s stuck to the roof of my mouth) (Hold on... swallow sound) OKAY I’M BACK! [Final Chorus] Peanut Butter! (Yeah!) Sticky to the roof. Peanut Butter! (Yeah!) I’m-a need a booth. Creamy or the crunchy, I don't care about the texture I’m the Peanut King, man, I’m feeling like the lecturer! [Outro] (Crunchy sounds) Yeah. Whose idea was this? It’s delicious. Grab a glass of milk. Please. I'm thirsty. (Fade out) Flow Tips for "Sticky Gold" * The "Stuck Mouth" Bridge: For the Bridge, actually act like your mouth is glued shut. It’s a funny break in the song that makes the final chorus feel even more explosive when you "clear your throat" and shout. * The "P" and "B" Pops: Since the song is about Peanut Butter, emphasize those letters. They are "plosives," meaning they naturally sound punchy on a microphone. * The Double Time: In Verse 2, try to say the italicized part in one single breath. It’s the "show-off" moment of the song. Suggested Next Step Would you like me to give you a "diss track" version of this where we roast people who prefer Almond Butter or Jelly? Or should we try a different food entirely?