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An anthem for all New Year’s resolutions, big talk, and fake resets. For the people who promise change every year but end up with nothing but excuses and empty words, for those who say “starting tomorrow” — and never do. lyrics: Two zero two six New year, same dick New year, new me Yeah right… not even a bit Fuck off He says his whole life’s gonna change (bullshit) Claims yesterday’s gone, today’s not the same (liar) But he spins in circles like a fucking top Same shit as last year, stuck in the same spot Instead of growing, he’s just jerking off Instead of moving forward, always looking back Said I’d hit the gym, but not today, I’m tired Said I’d quit smoking, but I’ll light one more Said I’d quit the hard shit, guess I’m just dumb Said I’d start a new life — nah, fuck it, I’m done Like I said — fuck it all When it’s time, I just talk it off I won’t do shit, not a thing I’ll start tomorrow — I got time to kill Sometimes I feel like I should change something Then I realize it’s easier to quit trying Living off benefits and loans Maybe I could get a job But I really don’t feel like it So I’m sitting home, scratching my balls Living off child support, sometimes selling ass Sleeping in a shelter, don’t know who the dad is For New Year I want one thing for my kid That they never find out I got an OnlyFans link My whole life’s fucked and yeah, I know it Best move is acting like I don’t see it My biggest hobby is doing nothing at all Favorite sport? Going back to bed to stall Resolutions? Fuck that Better life? Fuck that Addictions? Fuck that Big talk? Yeah, love that I love promising shit every new year But I’m lazy as fuck And I don’t plan to change a thing

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6 months ago

An anthem for all New Year’s resolutions, big talk, and fake resets. For the people who promise change every year but end up with nothing but excuses and empty words, for those who say “starting tomorrow” — and never do. lyrics: Two zero two six New year, same dick New year, new me Yeah right… not even a bit Fuck off He says his whole life’s gonna change (bullshit) Claims yesterday’s gone, today’s not the same (liar) But he spins in circles like a fucking top Same shit as last year, stuck in the same spot Instead of growing, he’s just jerking off Instead of moving forward, always looking back Said I’d hit the gym, but not today, I’m tired Said I’d quit smoking, but I’ll light one more Said I’d quit the hard shit, guess I’m just dumb Said I’d start a new life — nah, fuck it, I’m done Like I said — fuck it all When it’s time, I just talk it off I won’t do shit, not a thing I’ll start tomorrow — I got time to kill Sometimes I feel like I should change something Then I realize it’s easier to quit trying Living off benefits and loans Maybe I could get a job But I really don’t feel like it So I’m sitting home, scratching my balls Living off child support, sometimes selling ass Sleeping in a shelter, don’t know who the dad is For New Year I want one thing for my kid That they never find out I got an OnlyFans link My whole life’s fucked and yeah, I know it Best move is acting like I don’t see it My biggest hobby is doing nothing at all Favorite sport? Going back to bed to stall Resolutions? Fuck that Better life? Fuck that Addictions? Fuck that Big talk? Yeah, love that I love promising shit every new year But I’m lazy as fuck And I don’t plan to change a thing

5 months ago

Totálně nás to zpackal ti čekal jsem od tebe víc hochů ale seš dobrej ale nepostupuje

6 months ago

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6 months ago

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6 months ago

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6 months ago

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6 months ago

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6 months ago

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