Merry Cripmas

another adventure with ya boi gstaCCzdaprodiGie. A trippy spin on the dai i thought i met santa and he stranded me on the island of the misfit toys. (LYRICS BELOW) todays december 25th merry cripmas all my crips merry cripmas to my bloods especially ones that do not trip my blue flag wrapped gifts is bliss blue du-rag tied on baby jesus when duces and the fives just get together they hate our presents i taught i taw a santa claus with blue overalls just slip right off the roof onto the floor yo cuzz trynna rob the crib i grabbed the shot gun sawed off mask on im bout to spin but when i went up to ya boy on crip it was really him i was lookin real stucc like what the fucc while he looked at me like please can you help me get up i was still in dis-bkelieve with the k at the end of the b like c now you got me fucced up how a nigga like me gunna picc ya fat ass up cuzz nigga aint you suppose to be santa then he said, but i am. im just seeing if you really are believing in me, then proceeded to stand up then just like that i seen a blue light in the sky and realized that its coming toward me fast like what the fucc is that i went to run bacc inside seen the fear in my eyes then he said thats my ride and laughed i must be dreamin this cannot be true i hear the sleigh bells, and i can see proof they land in front of me off of the roof And Roudolph the Reindear`s nose really blue (yeah) roudolph the blue nose reindeer has a really shiney nose and if you ever saw it youll hop in the sleigh and slide wit the bros i tried to ask the cuzz santa if he wanna smoke but he already rolled cause he already know then we started to toke in the dark of the smoke told me conquer my goals frosty the snow loc was one of my favorites don't fucc wit the grinch cuzz he stay on that fake shit Cuzzo jack frost could be cold in this gang shit .......oops, I mean "C" cold with this gang shit don't sleep on the elves, they the worst ones to play with every tool and toy that you had, they done made it hand crafted and carved with razors even ya little pyum pyums and vibrators todays december 25th merry cripmas all my crips merry cripmas to my bloods especially ones that do not trip my blue flag wrapped gifts is bliss blue du-rag tied on baby jesus when duces and the fives just get together they hate our presents Verse2: bacc to this cripmas adventure, i cannot pretend that it wasn't cool seeing cuzz, while we were smokin a dub, he told me what it was, the naughty list was a front, the truth is Mrs. clause got caught with a gun while drinking and sleighing now she on the run, shes staying with Krumpes so they don't find her and i think fuckin santas ass flown here drunk. not as good as he should be, cuzz when Santa flicked the Lil clip of the bud, he asked for some milk and a sip of some cookies, and that's when i knew he was buzzed. i brought him his milk and some sweets, but he aint give me piece, and i thought that was Hella fucked up so he started laughing, then i started laughing, and that's when i knew we were Hella fucced up. than i feel someone waking me, screamin and shakin me, saying its gonna be okay. trynna open my eyes, i can hear the suprise, but i cant recognize all the voices. when i got my shits opened, i stepped the fucc bacc the fucc were we smoking, and were am i at. was a tiger wit a voice wit a kite wit a face wit a baseball bat wit wings wit some fangs wit a meow dog wit a barking cat wit a mouse, from a computer who told me where I'm at. first he told me to relax but i wasnt haven that left the strap in the crip, but dont know my way back on a island wit a bunch of misfits did santa clause ghost me on some bitch shit and thats when i hear merry christmas and then i wake up from trippin hope you enjoyed! #legendsneverdie #unitedspits #jng3ntertaynemint #gstacczdaprodigie #rapfame2026 #moderator