grinch rap

I’m the mean green king of the mountaintop scene, Stealin’ Christmas lights just to keep my slate clean. Got a heart two sizes small but my bars stay large, Sneakin’ through your crib like I’m fully in charge. Cindy Lou on my case, sayin’ “Why you so cold?” I said “Kid, it’s just trauma — now hand me that gold.” But the Whos kept singin’, couldn’t break their cheer, So I flipped the whole script, brought the joy back here I’m the Grinch with the pinch, takin’ trees in a cinch, If your cookies go missin’, better call me the Grinch. But don’t get it twisted, I’m a legend in the snow, Once the beat drops down, watch my heart start to grow.