testing autotune rn, it’s not meant to be fire

And I got ten chains on me, they heavy like a boulder, I’m only 9 years old but I feel the world on my shoulder. My doctor said “you okay?” I said “nah, I’m gettin’ colder,” ’Cause I been fightin’ in these streets since I wasn’t even older. They call me lil danger, I was raised up in the fire, Had a job when I was 3, and a whip I couldn’t even drive yet. I flew a plane in second grade, landed it with no tires, Teacher asked me for my homework, I said “nah I’m too inspired.” My daddy left and came back twice, then he left again, My momma cried a waterfall that flooded Ellaville, man. I had a pet tiger that died in a fight with my friend, But he came back as a ghost and now we both just ascend. I got a mansion underground, with a pool and a mall, And a studio so big you can hear your own echo fall. I made a million dollars yesterday just from a call, And I donated it to myself ‘cause I’m real like that y’all. ⸻ [Verse 2] I went to Walmart, bought a shark, now he sleep in my tub, He be teachin’ me karate, call him Sensei Scrub. My cousin fought a grizzly bear for a Lil Debbie cake, And the bear apologized like, “my fault gang, I’ll wait.” I ran away at age of 4, joined a biker gang in Spain, They said “bro, you too young,” I said “nah, hand me the chain.” I robbed a bank with a Nerf gun, told ’em “everybody freeze,” Security guard fainted ’cause he thought I sneezed. I met Obama at a cookout, he was grillin’ the meat, He dabbed me up and said “Avery, you elite.” I got a spaceship in my backyard powered by Capri-Sun juice, I flew it once to Chick Fil A, they said “man… what’s the use?” ⸻ [Verse 3] I fought a tornado with a bat, hit a homer off the wind, Meteorologist said “HOW?” I said “run it back again.” My girl texted “wyd,” I said “sav­ing Earth from doom,” She said “ok cool, be safe,” sent a pic of her vacuuming the room. I got drafted to the NBA at the age of five, Hit a buzzer beater so hard it revived a beehive. Bees swarmed the court but they signed me to a honey deal, Now I drip so sweet people think my necklace peel. I bench-pressed a school bus just to prove I could lift, Gave it back to the children like “hop in — Uber gift.” I wrote a song so fire that it cooked my phone, Apple called and said “AV, bruh… leave us alone.” ⸻ [Verse 4] I climbed Mount Everest on a Tuesday wearin’ Crocs, Did a backflip off the summit, landed clean on a flock Of bald eagles, national anthem started playin’ on cue, The flag waved itself like “bro… this kid true.” I swam across the ocean just to save a lost kite, Boxed a stingray in the process — we made up, we tight. I went viral in Japan for takin’ selfies with Godzilla, He photobombed me twice, bro goofy like a chinchilla. I built a time machine outta Legos, traveled to my birth, Slapped my newborn self and said “welcome to Earth.” Future me pulled up like “you still him? yeah bet,” We took a pic with three me’s — that’s a family quartet.