she was so excited. she walked in my room like she lnew she knew she was invited.i smelt like versace. she was on me. told her its a ruler. she never met a wigga cooler. she was about to pull my pants down. told her be scared. but my shit was bare. there was nothing there. she was so mad. she walked out sad. i was in the mood. so i grabbed some lotion. and started the motion. almost nutted on myself. but i nutted on my shelf. i was so down. you could tell by my frown. but i met a girl named carissa. told her i felt roght witcha. i could be ur mista mista. i rlly wanna kiss ya. she started pullin down my pants. shit looked like an ant. you know what. i just cant.