Bought For Free (Skit)

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Bought For Free (Skit)

COMEDY STORYTELLING SKIT, NOTHING TO DO WITH MY CURRENT ALBUM I'M MAKING! Lyrics... or I guess "Conversation" would be better: (Aye, Shawn, ask that boy the question, I like that one) (CTA if you were walkin down the street and a girl saw you in your underwear, what's the move-) As you can see I'm running around town with my pants down to show who's the hardest the farthest that I've come and I told her gimme some of that but she said I can't be bought for free Buying for free is for the weak and when it comes to your strategies you need to do a bit of tweaking before you freaking drop the ball this fall going into winter, knowing that you've sent her to a bad area because it's a place that she can't breathe A place not to breathe is equivalent to a place you can leave, be gone by Christmas eve and I'll be your Christmas gift once you gift off your shift and I'll be home, it'll be short like a gnome and just know that I fight like Bruce Lee Bruce Lee is how I fight but I can take you all night hit you from the back girl you'll be out like a light, it'll be the bed on sight, you're in for some delight when we set up the green in the corner and it's lookin like a Christmas Tree A christmas tree is what it seems and in bed I can redeem hit you and you'll feel it in your spleen all they'll hear is some screams you'll be seeing some cream like an American girls dream and it's as fun as it seems and ah- (What on earth is he talking about?) (Shawn, I don't even know, he's lost it) (All I asked is what he would do if a girl saw him with his pants down and he came up with this bull-) (Why am I hearing an instrumental playing with what he's saying?) (I don't know, but we got it... For Free?) (I can't be bought for Free) (Oh my goodness, stop it CTA) (Oh my god, enough) (How does someone even come up with a freestyle for having their pants down and a girl seeing them) (Shawn, ask the man himself, clearly he's not familiar with how talking to women works because that conversation would've never happened in real life) (And wasn't he talking about a place that someone can't breathe- what is this boy on about?) (A place that she can't breathe) (Oh my god, CTA what are you on about, man?) (Boy you have truly lost it) (I haven't lost it but I know for sure that a girl can't be bought for free)

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8 months ago

COMEDY STORYTELLING SKIT, NOTHING TO DO WITH MY CURRENT ALBUM I'M MAKING! Lyrics... or I guess "Conversation" would be better: (Aye, Shawn, ask that boy the question, I like that one) (CTA if you were walkin down the street and a girl saw you in your underwear, what's the move-) As you can see I'm running around town with my pants down to show who's the hardest the farthest that I've come and I told her gimme some of that but she said I can't be bought for free Buying for free is for the weak and when it comes to your strategies you need to do a bit of tweaking before you freaking drop the ball this fall going into winter, knowing that you've sent her to a bad area because it's a place that she can't breathe A place not to breathe is equivalent to a place you can leave, be gone by Christmas eve and I'll be your Christmas gift once you gift off your shift and I'll be home, it'll be short like a gnome and just know that I fight like Bruce Lee Bruce Lee is how I fight but I can take you all night hit you from the back girl you'll be out like a light, it'll be the bed on sight, you're in for some delight when we set up the green in the corner and it's lookin like a Christmas Tree A christmas tree is what it seems and in bed I can redeem hit you and you'll feel it in your spleen all they'll hear is some screams you'll be seeing some cream like an American girls dream and it's as fun as it seems and ah- (What on earth is he talking about?) (Shawn, I don't even know, he's lost it) (All I asked is what he would do if a girl saw him with his pants down and he came up with this bull-) (Why am I hearing an instrumental playing with what he's saying?) (I don't know, but we got it... For Free?) (I can't be bought for Free) (Oh my goodness, stop it CTA) (Oh my god, enough) (How does someone even come up with a freestyle for having their pants down and a girl seeing them) (Shawn, ask the man himself, clearly he's not familiar with how talking to women works because that conversation would've never happened in real life) (And wasn't he talking about a place that someone can't breathe- what is this boy on about?) (A place that she can't breathe) (Oh my god, CTA what are you on about, man?) (Boy you have truly lost it) (I haven't lost it but I know for sure that a girl can't be bought for free)

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