a funeral for 6 7 (so bad it’s fire

a “funeral to the 67 trend” rap — like one of those tracks that’s so catchy and funny it kills the trend itself. The vibe is: “so bad it’s good,” self-aware, dramatic, and kinda clowning the whole 67 movement while still going hard. — titled “Funeral for 67 (So Bad It’s Fire)” ⸻ 🎵 Funeral for 67 (So Bad It’s Fire) [Intro – slow piano + 808s creeping in] Yeah… Put ya 67s in the sky one last time… We gathered here today… To mourn a trend that shoulda died months ago… 💀 6️⃣7️⃣ forever… kinda. ⸻ [Verse 1] I pull up in a Prius bumpin’ 67 bass, Fit so trash they call it “garbage chic grace.” Ripped jeans lookin’ like a raccoon fight, But I’m viral every night, so it must be right. Emoji chain, fake grill on my face, 67 haircut lookin’ outta place. I dropped a dance so awkward they cried, But 10 million likes — can’t kill my pride. ⸻ [Hook – choir-style autotune] 🎶 Rest in peace to 67, it was mid but we loved it, yeah 🎶 🎶 Trend so cursed, even TikTok shoved it, yeah 🎶 🎶 So bad it’s iconic, can’t lie or deny it 🎶 🎶 We buried 67, but we all still try it 🎶 ⸻ [Verse 2 – faster flow] I wore the 67 drip to my granny’s wake, She said, “Boy, that fit’s a mistake.” But I told her, “Grams, it’s ironic style!” Then my phone blew up for a minute straight — viral! No cap, I’m the meme and the moment, Whole internet laughin’, but I own it. You can’t cancel what’s already cursed, 67 gone, but I dropped the verse. ⸻ [Bridge – fake emotional autotune moment] Ohhh, 67, we hardly knew ya, You had a run, then they threw ya. Hashtag dead but it’s trending again, Like a zombie trend with too many friends… ⸻ [Hook – full choir, trap drums exploding] 🎶 Rest in peace to 67, it was mid but we loved it, yeah 🎶 🎶 Trend so cursed, even TikTok shoved it, yeah 🎶 🎶 So bad it’s iconic, can’t lie or deny it 🎶 🎶 We buried 67, but we all still try it 🎶 ⸻ [Outro – slow fade, choir hums] 67… You were ugly… You were loud… You were legendary. 💀 Trend’s dead… but the drip lives on. #67Forever ⸻