I just came down ya chimney I ain’t gotta single fucking present with me I just came to raid your fridge I’m Gonna steal your liquor cuz my jobs a bitch You better not pout, you better not cry Cuz Bad Santa don’t care, I punch you in your eye I just came for milk and cookies I just went under your tree and took a dookie So take a wiff, like I take ya gifts Like I pass out on your sofa for I take a piss Better wake me up, boy drunk as fuck And my reindeer on your roof and they gon tear it up Rudolphs dead, I shot his ass His read nose was annoying almost made me crash Plus I don’t want the police to see me with a flask I heard yo momma’s pretty hot so I just came to smash Ho ho ho ho, that’s yo momma yo If yo daddy gotta problem I’m gonna beat his ass And then go back to my sleigh so I can do some dabs Boy yo momma was a thot, I think she gave me crabs Ho ho ho ho, Santa’s in ya home Pissed off, Super stoned, drunk as fuh, and here to bone Ho ho ho ho, I’m bad Santa yo