bizzles bday

I’m waking up on the fifth of July I’m hungover and I slept outside but that’s doesn’t matter cuz it’s baileys birthday so I’m gonna get crunk like any other day ( so slay) It’s my brothers birthday so we are writing this rap Let me tell you about her, to start she likes to nap When things get tough she takes a little puff yeah you know she likes that sticky green stuff Bailey is a mothering queen with those two kids you know she keeps busy Skyler likes to eat cookies cuz he’s kinda a biggy Sawyer loves to sleep so Bailey counts him sheep! She is a mother of two And looks like a Jew But that don’t matter because we love you! Bdog is as funny as can be She makes me snort and slap my knee When she’s pregnant she’s really gotta hurl When she plays Taylor swift I really wanna twirl chocolate milk is baileys favorite bevvy That’s a nequick bottle not twisted tea Shes the alpha yeah the greatest in the pack When things go wrong, she’s ready to attack Now that Bailey is 23 She makes me appreciate that I don’t pee when I sneeze She taught me that it’s not so scary Now this rap is over we just got one thing to say Happy birthday Bailey we hope you’re here to stay