HAAAHAAA

I GO TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, GO SKIP, AND TO THA POOL, I DID BREAK THE RULES, SO WHY HIT ME WITH A STOOL, “CAUSE” YOUR AIR CD IS NOT COOL. I WENT IN MY CAR, I CRASHED INTO A BAR, I GRABBED BRUNO-MARS, AND DIPPED HIM IN A BUCKET OF TAR, I AM A RAP STAR, BUT I CAN ALSO PLAY-ELECTRIC-GUITAR, AND SPAR, I’M A DINO-SAUR, RROOAARR. IS IT JUST ME OR I’M JUST SEEING THINGS, I DON’T KNOW, BUT I CAN HIT MR.BEAN, I DO HAVE A SPLEEN, THAT CAN MAKE ME BEE-MEAN. I JUST WENT TO THA SOUTH PARK, RAN INTO MY BOY CLARK, “DEN” ROUND-HOUSED TONY-STARK, MADE MY DAWG BARK AT A CARP, MADE MY BLADE SHARP, TO CUT MY RIVAL MARK, AND LEAVE A MARK. SO WHEN I SAY I HAVE NO PEACE, I HAVE BEEF WITH CHEIF-KEEF, SO I TOOK AWAY SOSA, AND CHOKED HIM WITH A REEF, “DEN” KNOCKED OUT HIS TEETH. SO SINCE I’M THE-MOST-CONTROVERSIAL-GUY-,-ON-PLANET-EARTH-,-IT ALL STARTED SINCE MY BIRTH, IF YOU WANNA LOVE ME, “DEN” CHECK OUT MY NET-WORTH, MY TOES ARE CURVED, AND WORKED, MY LEGS STILL HURT, AND MY NERVE HURTS, “CAUSE” Kurt’s STILL ON MY NERVES, SO I SLAPPED LIL-DURK, I WENT TO A COURTROOM, AND I LOVED IT, HANDS ON, I TOOK LIL-TECCA, AND I TOOK HIM AWAY FROM RAN-SOM, I RIDE ON A PANDA, AND TAKE A PHAN-TOM TO FAN-DOM, JUMPED ON A VAN THAT I’D LAND ON, SO I HAD TO FIND A TABLE THAT I CAN STAND ON. I TOOK A PUNCH, BUT I HAD TO PUT ON A BAND-AID, BUT I COULD’NT STAND EYH, SO I HAD TO STEAL BIG-RANDY’S CANDY, AND THREW IT, AT SID-LIKE ANDY, AND BAKED COOKIES FOR MY NANNY, THEN THREW GREASE AT BOB, AND STOLE SANDY, GOOD AS DANDY. I DON’T KNOW, WHETHER, I’M, CAUCASIAN, OR IF I’M ASIAN, BUT, WELL, I DO KNOW, WHICH STAGE PHASE I’M PHASING, SO PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL AS SOON AS I GET BACK, SO YOU CAN GET ON, THAT, BIG, PHAT, BLACK, CADILLAC, AFTER YOU COME, I’M GONNA GET A BLACK-SAW, AND GRAB, AAH-HAA-,- THEN, BANG HIS, HEAD ON THE WALL. .(OUTRO). HAA-HAA, MAN, YA THINK THIS FUNNY, HAA-HAA, MAN, YA THINK THIS FUNNY, HAA-HAA, MAN, YA THINK THIS FUNNY, HAA-HAA.