Stoopid Bike Lanes

🚴 Rush hour’s stacked up, ain't movin’ an inch, They cut out the lanes, now we’re all in a pinch. Miles of cars, engines burnin’ away, But the bike lane’s empty the whole damn day. What stupid asshole thought these bike lanes were a good idea? We’re jammed up for miles, but the lane’s sitting bare. They cut out our roads, now we're stuck in a crawl, While nobody’s pedaling down them at all. They sold us a dream, called it "eco-smart," But all that they did was tear roads apart. They shifted the lanes, made everything tight, Now we're stuck in traffic every day and night. They ain't repealin’, they doubled down, Pushed it through, wrecked the town. Millions wasted, streets all tight, But they'll never say, "Guess you were right." What stupid asshole thought these bike lanes were a good idea? We’re jammed up for miles, but the lane’s sitting bare. They cut out our roads, now we're stuck in a crawl, While nobody’s pedaling down them at all. One guy’s ridin’, takin’ his time, While we’re stuck waitin’, losin’ our minds. He’s cruisin’ along, while we’re stuck in the grind, Well, they get a free pass, we’re left far behind. They knew it would fail, but they did it for show, To kiss the right asses and rake in the dough. They don’t sit in traffic, they don’t pay the price, Just laugh while we suffer and call it "precise." So what stupid asshole thought these bike lanes were a good idea? A clueless, corrupt, little bureaucrat’s dream