Munshi Lal - Kalina Chronicles

Munshi Lal’s Kalina Chronicles Verse 1: Yo, Kalina’s finest, Munshi Lal, Shiny shirts blazing, he’s the king of the hall. Horticulture hustler with plants in the zone, But two pegs down, he’s in a Caesar tone. Talkin’ like Brutus, makin’ no sense, Jazzed-up rhymes, but zero defense. Jack of all trades, master of none, He’s the Kalina joker, but damn, he’s fun. Chorus: Munshi Lal, swaggin’ with a shiny spree, After two drinks, he’s a Shakespearean G. Raghu dance steps, with a girly vibe, Kalina’s crown clown, on a crazy ride. Verse 2: He plants the greens, but he’s full of reds, Two pegs in, he’s messin’ with heads. “Et tu, bhai?” he says at the bar, Then moonwalks drunk under the disco star. He’s got the moves, he’s got the flair, Shiny shirts so loud, they light up the air. Munshi Lal, the moronic ace, With a Raghu dance twist, he owns the space. Chorus: Munshi Lal, swaggin’ with a shiny spree, After two drinks, he’s a Shakespearean G. Raghu dance steps, with a girly vibe, Kalina’s crown clown, on a crazy ride. Outro: So here’s to, the master of none, But Kalina’s MVP when it’s time for fun. Horticulture hero, but a drunken king, Munshi Lal, the Kalina bling.