vegan diss (funny rap)

[Verse 1] Yo, I'm steppin' in the game, ready to flex, I got bars so sharp, you might need a neck brace, Even if you're vegan, you can catch this heat, We can have beef, though you ain't got no meat. I’m the king of the kitchen, call me Chef Boyardee, Spittin’ fire like a grill, turnin' up the heat. Catch me with the sauce, like I'm top-tier drip, Lettin' you know I’m lit like a BBQ tip! I got the drip, call me Iceberg Slim, But I don't need diamonds, I just need a gym. I’m benchin' these bars, watch me pushin’ weight, You’re just on the sidelines, I’m the heavyweight. [Chorus] We can have beef, even if you don't eat it, I’m still comin' for your crown, don’t need to cheat it. Vegetarian bars, but my flow’s carnivorous, You ain't ever ready for this rap that's vicious! We can have beef, even if you don’t fry it, I'm takin' the throne, no need for a diet. No more room for talk, only room for the grind, You can’t handle these bars, I’m one of a kind. [Verse 2] Yo, I ain't vegan, but I might still eat plant-based, 'Cause my flow's so hot, it’ll make you taste fake. I’m out here grindin' with the rhymes so cold, Got the competition shook like they bought a mold. Catch me stuntin' on ‘em, like a bacon-wrapped steak, But I don’t need the meat, just the moves I make. I got the green like it’s collard, spinach in my pocket, Keep the mic in my grip, better watch me drop it. I be makin' these moves, while you just talk tough, Your rhymes like tofu, mine's straight up rough. Try to throw shade? I’ll turn it to a roast, Better pray to the rap gods—I'm the one they host. [Chorus] We can have beef, even if you don't eat it, I’m still comin' for your crown, don’t need to cheat it. Vegetarian bars, but my flow’s carnivorous, You ain't ever ready for this rap that's vicious! We can have beef, even if you don’t fry it, I'm takin' the throne, no need for a diet. No more room for talk, only room for the grind, You can’t handle these bars, I’m one of a kind. [Bridge] Yo, I’m plant-based, but my rhymes still sizzle, You just a snack, I’m the whole meal, bruh—buckle up! You can try to act tough, but I’m the real deal, Better recognize the flow that you can never steal. [Outro] We can have beef, even if you’re vegetarian, I’ll leave you shook, and you won’t even know where it began. Plant-based bars, but I’m wild and free, You can't mess with me, not now, not ever, G. -