Thanksgiving

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I'm so fricking thankful that me and my whole family can gather at one table then have a plate full of food, then grabbing a spoon shubbing more in my mouth than I can chew and that is true you want to know what else I can do? I can finish soon and gain 100lbs and then look like the moon, my family would assume that some racoons came in and consumed every edible thing that was in the room, meanwhile I was going through every nook and cranny just for some of granny's stuffing with the cranberry sauce and don't get me started on the casserole always asking for that like I'm a desperate dog I'll eat it up like a star-nosed mole same with the turkey you heard me? It's really concerning because I'm a fit person but I should be as round as a fricking circus and heavy as the Earth is, because when I eat it's like I'm purging, because when I see food I start yearning and when I get done with my first plate it's almost certain, I get pulled back like a curtain almost as the first plate wasn't worth it even though it was perfect, it's just my stomach burning from all the hunger, roaring loud like thunder but then I eat and fill up my internal cupboard so I wouldn't be as stubborn and feel more energized and tough as rubber even though I would look lie an alien from another planet, because I'm so big it's hard to examine, nobody could understand it, but anyway, I'm going to cause another Thanksgiving famine.

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Syklops

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

u making hungry TOUGH 😮‍💨 Bars: Perfect 💯 Delivery: Perfect 💯 Impression: Perfect 💯

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