Biggest Myth of My Career

I beat up a mattress last night Hit my head on a stopsign today Spaghetti diet errday all the way fella But hey That’s a myth That ain’t true Weren’t taught so you don’t know what to do You look bad I do too Gonna have to learn to stay cool Ok yeah it is uh oh no it isn’t Who cares Here’s a good rhyme astronaut Cosmonaut? Like a psychonaut Did way too many drugs growing up Just quit smoking That sucks I liked grunge I still do That’s a myth I need a cigarette and a warm bed Some beer and a bitch with some big knockers My exes called me a stalker That ain’t fair man Basically they all had a panic attack and blamed it on me for trying to make love so I stayed far away from them as soon as that happened and they did too I think but That’s a myth I like adidas Good shoes Wear em out and I wear em in too I ball up Lift weights that’s what I do When I have the time to Yeah that’s cool Gotta do whatcha gotta do I don’t