plop plop (gun shot)

Toot toot Listen to the beats from my caboose The stink is so violent it wraps tight like a noose Toot toot Listen to the beats from my caboose Plop plop I wasn’t ready for that to drop Toot toot Listen to the beats from my caboose My belts tight but my pants are hanging low, I wasn’t ready to let that go Toot toot Listen to the beats from my caboose The toilet bowl might over flow Plop plop It won’t stop Sweating a storm Swear this isn’t the norm On the toilet seat My caboose is spitting a fowl beat I’m feeling the heat Sitting in the buff This is really rough Ooooooohhhhhhh nnnnoooooooooo It’s a wave pool I feel like a fool Water splashing my bum This isn’t fun But it just got worse I must be cursed Out of TP Golly gee To the shower for me