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The Coven of Phat Bars

The Coven of Phat Bars
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Ralador encounters a coven of witches that seek to destroy him and drop the mic. Ralador will have to be more cunning than the evil sisterhood.. -------------------------------------- Get me a mic and my buggati broom, I'm gonna boil this motherfucker Bubble bubble bitch Don't mess with the witch Eat your children curse your family leave you in a ditch Suckas come to me to find love or make it rich But fuck your worldly vision child I'm not a fuckin lich Astral projectin Deepwood Protecting Seduce you with my looks, but in a mirror it's reflectin The hag with a bag in a dark bog collectin Ingredients for a brew that'll have your soul ejected I'm not a cartoon, I don't got a pointy hat Spellthrowin faster than a motherfuckin gat I see your not familiar, like a black unlucky cat With the way I raise the demonspawn to have a drink and chat Hemlock in my cup keep the lean Feelin real meticulous the way I keep my cauldron clean Ring the otha coven a sistahood of mean Come at one of us and your gonna deal with the whole team Heeeheeehee Time to deal with three If you deal them, then you have to deal with me Past present future, use a crystal ball to see But you die in all of them swinging from a tree We're here to kill you ralaldor, stop Gonna drink our fill from your neck when we chop We won't let it spill not even a drop Eyes in our teeth til they finna go pop Wait what is that... Where did you find that accursed tome HSSSSSSSSS Well look what I found, right here in the ground Searched like a hound for the tome of the drowned I know you see this and cower in fear That's why I sought out this mystical gear Maga fuge, populus maris Korpulun, te ligabit ad ignem REEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee I guess that answers that I'm glad we had that chat When it comes to slaying I am always up to bat My magical menagerie of items always slaps You can count on me make the witchy bootycheeks clap You can count on me to hit em with Thanos snap You can count on me if I get in a scrap You can count on me to lay a devastating trap You can count on me to always have a clean rap No cap #KRITFAIL #DNDRAP #NERDCORE #magic #magiccontest #1000 #1kplays #rapfame #contest #hip_hop #freestyle #rap #drill #phonk #drift #fire #hot #trap #new #rookie #indie #slid #top #hits #bars #banger #featured #feature #geeky #nerdy #slidd #music #thecovenofphatbars #1000likes #3000plays @rapfame_official @rapfame_ar_team @rapfamebot

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