Meow Meow Hiss Hiss

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Meow Meow Hiss Hiss

meow meow his hiss yet again another feline diss just hear me out, this cat has had it coming he's been wilin now 4 years his impact is mind numbing imagine casually thumbing through a magazine an orange flash zipps right by you, faster than you've ever seen escapes the scene your literature is shredded your free time is indebted to always cleaning up after HIM out on a limb he commits the mortal sins and in the end of course nobody wins rin tin tin, shuffling Jimmies obliterating timmies and skinnies as big Ben stops ticking and your cat turns you into pig pen from the peanuts and he is the Charlie Brown 6 pack under his furr gut more like Sallie but he's got an inflated ego from running around town stealing ciggie butts well not running he's too fat for that. well call it it dilly dally off to bed we go striped head we know can't hide under the covers too slow because he loves it where there is no air flow. oog maga dodo pagogo can't lock the doors because he'll know, and you'll wake up with his derriere ON YOUR FACE it's a big disgrace he's the reason for the degeneration of the human race. hes got no concept of personal space not even in it for the chase every day is a gamble, any free time you have he will make sure to waste if you don't make haste to please him your life will be in shambles doesn't matter the season, he's always got a reason that us people can't comprehend it's like shoes full of sand no conductor for the big band he's temperamental, experimental all just ads up and you know he's mad when those emerald eyes narrow into little slits he'll drink your bone marrow chomping at the bit and that's it he's an annoying little Jit. but I still love him in an unconditional way even though he hurts me physically and mentally I pray to see the day he wakes up and his little eyes are sparkling filled with love and kindness and cuddles instead of slapping and scratching and brashing. that will be the day

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2 years ago

meow meow his hiss yet again another feline diss just hear me out, this cat has had it coming he's been wilin now 4 years his impact is mind numbing imagine casually thumbing through a magazine an orange flash zipps right by you, faster than you've ever seen escapes the scene your literature is shredded your free time is indebted to always cleaning up after HIM out on a limb he commits the mortal sins and in the end of course nobody wins rin tin tin, shuffling Jimmies obliterating timmies and skinnies as big Ben stops ticking and your cat turns you into pig pen from the peanuts and he is the Charlie Brown 6 pack under his furr gut more like Sallie but he's got an inflated ego from running around town stealing ciggie butts well not running he's too fat for that. well call it it dilly dally off to bed we go striped head we know can't hide under the covers too slow because he loves it where there is no air flow. oog maga dodo pagogo can't lock the doors because he'll know, and you'll wake up with his derriere ON YOUR FACE it's a big disgrace he's the reason for the degeneration of the human race. hes got no concept of personal space not even in it for the chase every day is a gamble, any free time you have he will make sure to waste if you don't make haste to please him your life will be in shambles doesn't matter the season, he's always got a reason that us people can't comprehend it's like shoes full of sand no conductor for the big band he's temperamental, experimental all just ads up and you know he's mad when those emerald eyes narrow into little slits he'll drink your bone marrow chomping at the bit and that's it he's an annoying little Jit. but I still love him in an unconditional way even though he hurts me physically and mentally I pray to see the day he wakes up and his little eyes are sparkling filled with love and kindness and cuddles instead of slapping and scratching and brashing. that will be the day

2 years ago

I feel it! ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค› Word Up โฌ†๏ธ โœ๏ธKeep it up๐Ÿ’ฏ Creative ๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ๐ŸŽฉ Bars: Perfect ๐Ÿ’ฏ Delivery: Dope ๐Ÿ”ฅ Impression: Perfect ๐Ÿ’ฏ

2 years ago

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

WAKE EM UP ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”Š Bars: Great ๐ŸŽ‰ Delivery: Great ๐ŸŽ‰ Impression: Dope ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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