'Santa'

'Santa' "A cheapskate. I'd say. Rudolph is. Laughing himself insane. Rednosed, no brain. Anyways, listener. Its my day, today. Ho. Ho. Hay. Lets play a game." Call me deranged. But Im coming to get my pay. Heard me say? Okay? Tone seems to have changed, huh cray cray? Anyways. Im snatchen all the gifts. From all yall. Heehaw, I play with my guitar. Peepaw. Leatard. you breathe to hard. dont forget to flip the charts on billboard with this script of paybacking bitch. Im too lit. Im taking your gifts too kids. Call you mom or dad if the shoe fits, lace up then trip. stand up. and be ripped from the angry fists travelin back from a nozallin electric shit kick. Get a grip. I heard from these voices. Ooopsit.