Layla seeing a leprechaun eva touch the troll mom danced with witches once dad found some goblins gold Grandma heard a m

Layla seeing a leprechaun eva touch the troll mom danced with witches once dad found some goblins gold Grandma heard a mermaid scene Grandpa found an elf but all the magic I've known I've had to make myself like this true story this morning I jumped on my horse and went out for a ride and some wild outlaws chase me and they shot me in the side so I crawled into a wildcats cave to find a place to hide but some pirates found me sleeping there and soon they had me tired to a pole and built a fire under me I almost cried till a mermaid came and I cut me loose and beg to be my bride so I said I'd come back Wednesday but I must admit I lied then I ran into a jungle swamp but I forgot my God and I stepped into some quick sand and no matter how I tried I couldn't get out until I met a water snake named Clyde who pulled me to some cannibals who plan to have me fried but an eagle came and swooped me up and though through the air as we fly he dropped me in a boiling lake a thousand miles wide and you'll never guess what I did then I died