Great Black Shark

GREAT BLACK SHARK WITH GILLS IN THE WATER WITH TEETH SHARP FOR THE THRILL OF BLOOD SPILLED WITH A HEART FILLED WITH SLAUGHTER. PLANS HAVE BEEN DRAWN UP FOR THE KILL BECAUSE OF THE HEAT FROM BEEF ON THE BORDER. I'M ILL. THIS IS A BREACH ISSUE, WELL, SORT OF. I WILL BRING HORROR BECAUSE IT'S DUDES WHO ARE NOT OFFICIAL NOR REAL - JUST CAUGHT UP. IF I HAD LONG NAILS YOUR TISSUE WOULD BE CLAWED UP. MY SHIRT SAYS "I CANT RESIST FOOLS WHO WANT TO BE FISH FOOD." AS A WARRIOR, THESE ARE MY BLISSFUL THOUGHTS AND WHEN THIS GOES FORTH, IT'S GONNA PISS FOLKS OFF. WILL THIS BLOW OFF? STOP BEING SO WISHFUL BOSS. I'M A SCHIZO WHO TOSSES MISSILES WITH MEGATON YIELDS. BODIES FROM THIS PAYLOAD WILL BE SPREAD UPON FIELDS. I'M ALWAYS ON THE HUNT, I KNOW HOW THE TERRORCONS FEEL. I'LL MAKE EVERY CHALLENGER, IF THERE IS ONE, KNEEL. YOUR FATE IS DONE, SEALED FOR YOUR TREACHERY. I LICK SHOTS IN EVERY TRAJECTORY, KEEPING OTHERS IN JEOPARDY WELL BEFORE ANYONE CAN GET TO ME. SO FOR ALL THOSE OUT THERE TESTING ME, CHILD, YOU NOW KNOW YOUR DESTINY. TO OPEN THIS CAN OF WORMS, SAY "OPEN SESAME." I'LL TEACH YOU THE RECIPE. YES, INDEED.